Well.. If my blog had been followed (sad.. if you haven’t already), I’d be asked a zillion times, what a serial time waster does. The answer to that, of course, is nothing. Mind you, its an art in its own. Being a classic STW (need I explain this?) takes more than lying around feeling morose and wasted for a day.
Facebook addiction. The mother of all time wasting tactics. F5. F5. Home. Ooooh! Pics. Click Click. Add as friend. Tag. Mafia Wars, Farmville, Fishville (yes, and you feed them virtual worms). Facebook provides wholesome time wasting.
Techno-Junk. Read, gain knowledge and invest, they say. You always make a better buy when you are well-informed. Who would think they were encouraging men to scan websites after websites listing electronic gadgets? More wires to you, STW!
Magazine flipping. Online or otherwise. (My favourite STW-ing technique www.highheelconfidential.com). Nothing more delightful than watching celebs strutting their stuff and nothing gives me more kick to see them getting it all wrong. Atleast, I’m on the same page as they are. (No, I’m not implying page 3)
Plan the Future. Plan some more, realize its all wrong and start from scratch again. Too bad I keep forgetting to take notes.
Speculate on the possiblities. Well the possibilities are infinite, a STW should know that.
Catch up with friends online. A masterpiece of a line ever created, cleverly incorporated by my fellow STWs. Everyday? Really? Does chatting really match up to actually meeting them?
Believe you’re an artist. I’m an expert at doodling. A STW can doodle to the extent of believing they’re good. I do.
A STW will also blog, micro-blog and then do a round up of all those traits to live up to the name.
Comments anyone? Suggestions to the amateur STW?
:) Good, keep it going – the blog i mean – not the stwing :)
its NOT "techno-junk"and chatting is actually better than meeting up in some situationsn u missed out sooooooooo many categoriesflash gamers, fanboys, youtube commenters, porn addicts n whatnots to name a few
STW's rule :Pawesome stuff Pri KKOmonnn!!!Entertaining yet again.
more suggestions : xkcd, watching youtube videos and my personal favourite : spending HOURS on wikipedia !!
Aditya & Prateek – :) STW's forever!i-me-myself – Thanks thanks Rahul – Hurray! Thanks
How about doing a post on Nived :) he he :) i know
hehe….u really are catching up at this blogging thing…. :) well i have 2 things to say-1)You should copy-paste this and put it in "About Me" .2)I love the fact that you wrote this while at work ;)
STW of all times… to believe you're in love :)
Wait a minute! Are you calling highheelconfidential.com a waste of time???? Hawww!